I’ve created this for your last autoresponder message…
I will be out of the office beginning today, (insert date in the very near future here), and will be returning:
Please contact whoever the f*ck you want in my absence.
Put your “Out of Office” responder on and don’t look back. “Restructure” yourself out of the job you just happen to be good at and go for the work you that sets your soul free.
You have my permission.
I’ve been where you are and now I’m where you want to be.
Be who you want to be, doing what you want to do, living a life you LOVE.